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  <title>René-Marc's Blog</title>
  <subtitle>Unique French-Canadian Entrepreneur</subtitle>
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  <updated>2008-11-18T03:15:00-08:00</updated>
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    <name>René-Marc Simard</name>
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  <rights>Copyright © 2010 René-Marc Simard. All Rights Reserved.</rights>
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  <entry>
    <title>Things I learned by accidentally slicing off my flesh</title>
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    <id>tag:rene-marc.com,2008-11-18:/blog/Things-I-learned-by-accidentally-slicing-off-myflesh</id>
    <updated>2008-11-18T03:15:00-08:00</updated>
    <summary>Great, I fucked up my right pinkie. With a brand new 8&quot; kitchen knife. Not a mere cut, actually slicing off part of the fingertip like an escalope. Never saw where it went (down the drain, maybe)....</summary>
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<p>Great, I fucked up my right pinkie. With a brand new 8&quot; kitchen knife. Not a mere cut, actually slicing off part of the fingertip like an escalope. Never saw where it went (down the drain, maybe). Nothing left to reattach. Buh-bye cherished nerve endings. Oh, this fucking sucks.</p>

<p>And it's on my good hand too, the one that likes to play delightfully with delicate parts, bringing smiles and good vibrations to smart, fun-loving ladies. Damn. The hand used for handshakes. Double damn. My pinkie-swears won't be the same either. Double-fucking-damn. :-(</p>

<p><center><img src="http://www.rene-marc.com/images/blog/hand_pinkie.jpg" width="480" height="360" galleryimg="no" alt="My Good Fingers"></center></p>
<p><center><img src="http://www.rene-marc.com/images/blog/hand_knife.jpg" width="480" height="200" galleryimg="no" alt="The Culprit"></center></p>
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<p>Ok, it happend. It must never happen again. 2 lessons I learned through this mess:
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<li>Never handle dangerous objects when dead tired.</li>
<li>Become filthy rich, <strong>fucking soon</strong>, so as to never have to prepare my own meals ever again.</li>
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<p>That's it, no more delays; I'm getting organized. I'll pursue my own business endeavors, and <strong>will</strong> make it this time.<br><br></p>
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  <entry>
    <title>The Man on the Bridge</title>
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    <id>tag:rene-marc.com,2008-07-25:/blog/The-Man-on-the-Bridge</id>
    <updated>2008-07-25T06:00:00-07:00</updated>
    <summary>Saturday, early evening. I find this photo montage taped to the belvedere on Jacques-Cartier Bridge. Rain has spread the colors all over, but the text is clear: a woman by the shore was watching th...</summary>
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<p>Saturday, early evening. I find this photo montage taped to the belvedere on Jacques-Cartier Bridge. Rain has spread the colors all over, but the text is clear: a woman by the shore was watching this crouched man, perched on the side of the bridge. Unsure, hesitant, curled up with his head between his knees, he sits there for a few minutes. Then, he looks up, rises to his feet ...and jumps. The faded pictures are of his last fall. 10 minutes of routine police work later the search is over. A human life is gone, wasted, forgotten. Almost.</p>

<p>When crossing back on Sunday evening, I stop at the same spot again. The poster is gone, ripped away by the fireworks-watching crowd; likely this ephemeral paper went to join his unfortunate body. God have mercy on his soul.</p>

<p><em><center>Don't ever jump; <u>talk to a friend instead.</u></center></em></p>

<p>Thank you Sandra Gordon, whoever you are for posting this paper up.</p>

<p class="photo"><img src="http://www.rene-marc.com/images/blog/man_on_the_bridge.jpg" width="480" height="360" galleryimg="no" alt="The Man on the Bridge"><em>The Man on the Bridge &mdash; july 2008</em></p
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  <entry>
    <title>The Love Bike</title>
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    <id>tag:rene-marc.com,2008-06-08:/blog/The-Love-Bike</id>
    <updated>2008-06-08T22:00:00-07:00</updated>
    <summary>Maybe I shouldn't have driven my bike during the winter. Snow, salt, rock, ice and other substance abuse make her look sad and older than she is and in retrospect I feel like I mistreated her somew...</summary>
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<img class="tinyphoto" src="http://www.rene-marc.com/images/blog/red_bike.jpg" width="200" height="150" alt="">

<p>Maybe I shouldn't have driven my bike during the winter. Snow, salt, rock, ice and other substance abuse make her look sad and older than she is and in retrospect I feel like I mistreated her somewhat. She's been with me for many years now; it's true, we've had our ups and downs, some shaky and thrilling times alike. She's been faithful to me all these years even when I was seeing other rides. I shouldn't keep neglecting her needs; I know she can be very dirty sometimes. Indeed, after weeks of leaving her untouched, cobwebs had accumulated; she was pretty rusty now I suppose and in dire need of getting some action.</p>

<p>This was a warm and sunny spring day. I picked her up and took her out, laid her down in the grass, gave her sporty frame a nice orange scented bubble bath, sponged her slowly, spent a long time letting my hands expertly handle her most delicate parts, connecting with her. Then when she was all fresh and primed I introduced a few fun accessories I bought lately, prepared the rubbers and applied generous amounts of lube. I started slow, increased the tension, flipped her up, tried different speeds, repositioned her seat, built up the pressure, shifted into high gear, explored her limits, felt her losing control, brought her to new horizons. We rode well into the afterglow of sunset. In the morning, she was gleaming and ready to take on the world!</p>
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  <entry>
    <title>When I Was Jesus</title>
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    <id>tag:rene-marc.com,2007-12-03:/blog/When-I-Was-Jesus</id>
    <updated>2007-12-03T21:00:00-08:00</updated>
    <summary>Behind the scenes look at our delightful play &quot;When I Was Jesus&quot; by Patrick De Moss. I took hundreds of pictures, but none on them feature Jesus (Matthew Turner). Terribly sorry dude, seems like ev...</summary>
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Behind the scenes look at our delightful play &quot;When I Was Jesus&quot; by Patrick De Moss. I took hundreds of pictures, but none on them feature Jesus (Matthew Turner). Terribly sorry dude, seems like every time my camera was out, so were you. :(
<br><br><a href="http://www.cindylopezphotography.com/">Cindy Lopez</a> took amazing shots of the actual play. They're not included here but do check out her awesome portfolio! <a href="http://www.rene-marc.com/blog/When-I-Was-Jesus" class="nowrap">view pictures &rarr;</a>

<p class="photo"><a href="http://www.rene-marc.com/blog/When-I-Was-Jesus"><img src="http://www.rene-marc.com/photos/2007/when_i_was_jesus/P7290013.jpg" width="480" height="360" galleryimg="no" alt="When I Was Jesus"></a><em>When I Was Jesus &mdash; july 2007</em></p>
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  <entry>
    <title>Kevin's Birthday!</title>
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    <id>tag:rene-marc.com,2007-10-26:/blog/Kevins-Birthday</id>
    <updated>2007-10-26T04:15:00-07:00</updated>
    <summary>Taking a break from all this volunteering, a few of us showed up at Else's to celebrate Kevin's slightly longer beard. view pictures 
Kevin's birthday  june 2007</summary>
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Taking a break from all this volunteering, a few of us showed up at Else's to celebrate Kevin's slightly longer beard. <a href="http://www.rene-marc.com/blog/Kevins-Birthday" class="nowrap">view pictures &rarr;</a>
<p class="photo"><a href="http://www.rene-marc.com/blog/Kevins-Birthday"><img src="http://www.rene-marc.com/photos/2007/birthday_kevin/P6140069.jpg" width="480" height="360" galleryimg="no" alt="Kevin's Birthday!"></a><em>Kevin's birthday &mdash; june 2007</em></p>
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    <title>Montréal Fringe Festival 2007</title>
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    <id>tag:rene-marc.com,2007-10-17:/blog/Montreal-Fringe-Festival-2007</id>
    <updated>2007-10-17T14:15:00-07:00</updated>
    <summary>Ah, the Fringe! Weird, but I took only a few picture throughout this amazing week, too busy running around and having fun. Still, here's some shots with pleasant, happy people. view pictures 
Mont...</summary>
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Ah, the Fringe! Weird, but I took only a few picture throughout this amazing week, too busy running around and having fun. Still, here's some shots with pleasant, happy people. <a href="http://www.rene-marc.com/blog/Montreal-Fringe-Festival-2007" class="nowrap">view pictures &rarr;</a>
<p class="photo"><a href="http://www.rene-marc.com/blog/Montreal-Fringe-Festival-2007"><img src="http://www.rene-marc.com/photos/2007/fringe_festival/P6100047.jpg" width="480" height="360" galleryimg="no" alt="Montréal Fringe Festival"></a><em>Montréal Fringe Festival &mdash; june 2007</em></p>
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  <entry>
    <title>Five and a Half Weeks of Passion</title>
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    <id>tag:rene-marc.com,2007-09-21:/blog/Five-and-a-Half-Weeks-of-Passion</id>
    <updated>2007-09-21T04:30:00-07:00</updated>
    <summary>August, sunny Saturday. As I was walking at a local market my eyes suddenly found her: next to an older lady was this alluring object of desire. She was dancing lightly under the late-afternoon sun...</summary>
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<img class="tinyphoto" src="http://www.rene-marc.com/images/blog/fez.jpg" width="200" height="182" alt="">

<p>August, sunny Saturday. As I was walking at a local market my eyes suddenly found her: next to an older lady was this alluring object of desire. She was dancing lightly under the late-afternoon sun, wrapped in red cloth, soft skinned, somewhat roundish yet beautiful with a certain flair and pride, inviting me to take a chance on her. So far, it's been a 5 week strong physical affair. How long will it last? She wears tassels. She comes from Morocco. When the nights are cold she gingerly comes over and keeps me warm. She just *loves* to sit on my head. It was love at first sight; we've been inseparable ever since!</p>

<p>Ah, I love my new fez!</p>
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    <title>Montreal Roller Derby</title>
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    <id>tag:rene-marc.com,2007-06-29:/blog/Montreal-Roller-Derby</id>
    <updated>2007-06-29T09:30:00-07:00</updated>
    <summary>Paulette aka &quot;Iron Wench&quot; joined La Racaille and their first ever Montreal Roller Derby was up. Here are my blurry pictures of this 3-way face-off, as if you too were drunk there.
Montreal Roller...</summary>
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Paulette aka &quot;Iron Wench&quot; joined La Racaille and their first ever Montreal Roller Derby was up. <a href="http://www.rene-marc.com/blog/Montreal-Roller-Derby">Here are my blurry pictures</a> of this 3-way face-off, as if you too were drunk there.
<p class="photo"><a href="http://www.rene-marc.com/blog/Montreal-Roller-Derby"><img src="http://www.rene-marc.com/photos/2007/roller_derby/P5190023.jpg" width="480" height="360" galleryimg="no" alt="Montreal Roller Derby"></a><em>Montreal Roller Derby &mdash; may 2007</em></p>
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  <entry>
    <title>Pradeep's Kitchen Party!</title>
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    <id>tag:rene-marc.com,2007-06-25:/blog/Pradeeps-Kitchen-Party</id>
    <updated>2007-06-25T14:30:00-07:00</updated>
    <summary>Pradeep's roommate Carrie Ann was growing older by one year, so the whole house celebrated this event. Despite everyone's best efforts, a bunch of us still ended-up hogging the kitchen, as usual....</summary>
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Pradeep's roommate Carrie Ann was growing older by one year, so the whole house celebrated this event. Despite everyone's best efforts, a bunch of us still ended-up <a href="http://www.rene-marc.com/blog/Pradeeps-Kitchen-Party">hogging the kitchen</a>, as usual.
<p class="photo"><a href="http://www.rene-marc.com/blog/Pradeeps-Kitchen-Party"><img src="http://www.rene-marc.com/photos/2007/party_pradeep_kitchen/P5110003.jpg" width="480" height="360" galleryimg="no" alt="Pradeep's Kitchen Party"></a><em>Pradeep's Kitchen Party &mdash; may 2007</em></p>
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    <title>Pre-Fringe Party</title>
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    <id>tag:rene-marc.com,2007-06-23:/blog/Pre-Fringe-Party</id>
    <updated>2007-06-23T14:00:00-07:00</updated>
    <summary>Piñata-bashing on Patrick's birthday, one month prior to the Montreal Fringe Festival. Only a few pictures.
Pre-Fringe Party  may 2007</summary>
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Piñata-bashing on Patrick's birthday, one month prior to the Montreal Fringe Festival. Only a few pictures.
<p class="photo"><a href="http://www.rene-marc.com/blog/Pre-Fringe-Party"><img src="http://www.rene-marc.com/photos/2007/party_pre-fringe/P5060014.jpg" width="480" height="360" galleryimg="no" alt="Pre-Fringe Party"></a><em>Pre-Fringe Party &mdash; may 2007</em></p>
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    <title>Nanette's Birthday!</title>
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    <id>tag:rene-marc.com,2007-06-22:/blog/Nanettes-Birthday</id>
    <updated>2007-06-22T14:00:00-07:00</updated>
    <summary>Nanette celebrated her birthday in her new, very nice apartment. Late-evening shots. Come visit 
Nanette's birthday  april 2007</summary>
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Nanette celebrated her birthday in her new, very nice apartment. Late-evening shots. <a href="http://www.rene-marc.com/blog/Nanettes-Birthday" class="nowrap">Come visit &rarr;</a>

<p class="photo"><a href="http://www.rene-marc.com/blog/Nanettes-Birthday"><img src="http://www.rene-marc.com/photos/2007/birthday_nanette/P4150017.jpg" width="480" height="360" galleryimg="no" alt="Nanette's Birthday!"></a><em>Nanette's birthday &mdash; april 2007</em></p>
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  <entry>
    <title>Belt size worries</title>
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    <id>tag:rene-marc.com,2007-04-24:/blog/Belt-size-worries</id>
    <updated>2007-04-24T12:30:00-07:00</updated>
    <summary>2 years ago, I was a tad chubbier with a 36&quot; waistline; a whole summer of biking reduced it to 34&quot;. Last year same thing happened, from 34&quot; to 32&quot;. 32 is a good number, but at this rate I risk reac...</summary>
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<img class="tinyphoto" src="http://www.rene-marc.com/images/blog/baggy_pants.jpg" width="200" height="288" alt="">

<p>2 years ago, I was a tad chubbier with a 36&quot; waistline; a whole summer of biking reduced it to 34&quot;. Last year same thing happened, from 34&quot; to 32&quot;. 32 is a good number, but at this rate I risk reaching a model-size 30&quot; by mid-summer and that is just too low. Currently, none of my 2-year old pants fit me properly; despite my training they all hide my bum and give me an uncle's un-sexy ass. Pause for a minute, imagine you uncle. Now think of his ass. *Not* sexy.</p>

<p>I'll have to hunt for good looking quality pants again, a dire task as polyester seems to rule everywhere. Even many expensive labels are made of the stuff, often badly too, and in China, yet so many people just buy these cheap rags that don't drape well because they never experienced any better. Ah, sometimes I just dream of starting my own luxury label!</p>

<p>Difficult life, I know. ;)</p>
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    <title>Paulette's Birthday!</title>
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    <id>tag:rene-marc.com,2007-04-12:/blog/Paulettes-Birthday</id>
    <updated>2007-04-12T22:00:00-07:00</updated>
    <summary>Paulette landed a new job, and one more candle on her cake. Friends and fellow cyclists united at The Rockette to celebrate her good fortune. Peek at us 
Paulette's birthday  march 2007</summary>
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Paulette landed a new job, and one more candle on her cake. Friends and fellow cyclists united at The Rockette to celebrate her good fortune. <a href="http://www.rene-marc.com/blog/Paulettes-Birthday" class="nowrap">Peek at us &rarr;</a>

<p class="photo"><a href="http://www.rene-marc.com/blog/Paulettes-Birthday"><img src="http://www.rene-marc.com/photos/2007/birthday_paulette/P3180021.jpg" width="480" height="360" galleryimg="no" alt="Paulette's Birthday!"></a><em>Paulette's birthday &mdash; march 2007</em></p>
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    <title>Molson Dry Spa Getaway</title>
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    <id>tag:rene-marc.com,2007-04-09:/blog/Molson-Dry-Spa-Getaway</id>
    <updated>2007-04-09T01:00:00-07:00</updated>
    <summary>Right before my birthday, I won this cool Molson Dry party weekend for four people! After a quick &quot;First-come, first-served&quot; invitation Shaun, Angela and Phil joined me for this oh-so-relaxing adve...</summary>
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Right before my birthday, I won this cool Molson Dry party weekend for four people! After a quick &quot;First-come, first-served&quot; invitation Shaun, Angela and Phil joined me for this oh-so-relaxing adventure up North. To the menu: 2.5 hours at a Polar Bear's Spa where we experienced temperature extremes, midnight sandwich buffet and free Molson beer, party until 3AM at Le Vieux Shack in downtown Saint-Jérôme and complimentary hotel room. Relaxing, fun, memorable. Spaaaaa!!! <a href="http://www.rene-marc.com/blog/Molson-Dry-Spa-Getaway" class="nowrap">view pictures &rarr;</a>

<p class="photo"><a href="http://www.rene-marc.com/blog/Molson-Dry-Spa-Getaway"><img src="http://www.rene-marc.com/photos/2007/spa/DSCN0558.jpg" width="480" height="360" galleryimg="no" alt="Molson Dry Spa Getaway"></a><em>Molson Dry Spa Getaway &mdash; january 2007</em></p>
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  <entry>
    <title>A better blog with friends' feeds!</title>
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    <id>tag:rene-marc.com,2007-03-28:/blog/A-better-blog-with-friends-feeds</id>
    <updated>2007-03-28T00:00:00-07:00</updated>
    <summary>After some toying, I've finally upgraded my website to include a blog. Features an Atom feed, archives and summaries of latest blog entries by friends as well! Soon with comments.
Enjoy! :)</summary>
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After some toying, I've finally upgraded my website to include <a href="http://www.rene-marc.com/blog">a blog</a>. Features an <a type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.rene-marc.com/feed.atom.xml">Atom feed</a>, <a href="http://www.rene-marc.com/blog/2006">archives</a> and <a href="http://www.rene-marc.com/#friends">summaries of latest blog entries by friends</a> as well! Soon with comments.

<p>Enjoy! :)</p>
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